My last serious* relationship started the night I was babysitting a chicken. (Serious: Defined by me as a relationship that involves talking.) I developed a crush on a mutual friend, started to spread the news myself to ensure that it would get back Him and then devised ways that we would randomly run into each [...]
Sorry that there have been no posts. I wish that there was an excuse…… …..There isn’t. *Sall takes a sip from bourbon number three for the night*
I have lost my voice. Completely lost it. I sound like Chewbucca. In fact, I have been so hungover over for the past couple of days that I look like him to. Whenever I loose my voice (frequently), I feel that it is just nature’s way of telling me to shut up. And because I [...]
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteZUShB1Qo] my new favourite muppet. hands down. ow ke! (thanks defamer australia for originally posting)
I can’t tell you how many times I have said, “I’m sorry” in a relationship and not meant it. “You can’t cook instant Macaroni And Cheese?” “I’m sorry.” “You bought another pair of shoes?” “I’m sorry.” “You got so drunk you can’t remember us having sex?” “I’m sorry.” Saying, “I’m sorry”, I think, is [...]
I am currently living at a family apartment away from home while I do some work on a job in another city. One of my nightly chores while I do this is to take the dog (an adorable little pooch, doing amazing things for my masculinity) for a long walk around the neighbourhood. I like [...]
PG’s religion and philosophy teacher told him that the constant rain would continue for the next two weeks. As I sit here looking out to the most beautiful blue sky, I have to conclude: Even the most blessed of people cannot predict the future. I cannot predict the future. I’ve tried, however my vision [...]
i was lucky enough to turn on W. (otherwise known as the estrogen network) last night around 10.30pm and catch an episode of a show i am now obsessed with…. not because i like it, not because it was well made, but because i don’t know how it ever got to be on television… the [...]
I am not a “clean up your own mess” kind of girl. That is why I have a cleaner to mop my floors and empty my ashtrays while I go to Starbucks to get my Hot Chocolate made for me. When you think about it, it is actually quite amazing what you can pay people [...]
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