I frequent a gym where old women and gay men alike prance around the change room naked. It is a small price to pay for the small price I pay to ensure that my ass does not fall down to my knees. In fact, if anyone ever needs motivation to work out, spending time amongst [...]
I am a smoker. It is, technically, the only traditional addiction I have. A lot of people have addictions that have become socially acceptable purely through mass, such as heroin or sex. But I am not one of those people. When I had my tonsils removed, for example, many of my narcotic-friendly friends preached the [...]
I went to an elementary school which taught us to stand when a person of authority entered a room and address anyone anonymous as Ma’am or Sir. Reminiscing, it kind of sounds like I was part of a strict sect of Hitler Youth. Thankfully, it was never instilled that I should gas nations of Jewish [...]
No day in my life will ever be as bad as November 25, 2001. Global nuclear war, the birth of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt or the invention of Crocs have nothing on this one particular day when a lone seventeen year old girl (me!) drank three quarters of a bottle of tequila, woke up in the back [...]