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	<description>I know nothing.</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Memories.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/08/memories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a whenever, I took my Boy Friend to see “Cats: The Musical.”
“Do you have any idea what the Hell they are singing about?” He asked during intermission.
“Not a clue.”
“Thank fuck. I thought it was just me.”
“A pussy cat sings about memories soon, I think,” I informed him.
“I’ve heard that before&#8230;”
I don’t remember too [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Theory Of Retribution.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/06/the-theory-of-retribution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder whether we can ever evolve past the bitterness we feel towards The Next Girlfriend[/Boyfriend]? I have. And while I don’t really want to toot my own horn as some sort of Darwinist aberration of nature, I so totally will.
Once Upon A Two Degrees Ago, I felt nothing but resentment for the girl who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Curious Case Of Getting Older.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/05/the-curious-case-of-getting-older/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When personalities were being assigned, I think I had passed out before the “maturity” portion of the ceremony. I firmly believe that ‘The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button’ is a documentary or that F. Scott Fitzgerald anticipated my life.
“She will be born with a concept of right and wrong, she will take on responsibilities, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Talkin&#8217; To Me?</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/04/you-talkin-to-me-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If my dog could talk, I would probably kill myself. The four pound ball of lovable fluff knows almost everything there is to know about me. And as he is a poodle, I have to assume that he would be a gossip if his breed were to morph with human qualities to produce an entirely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Picture Paints A Thousand Words.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/02/a-picture-paints-a-thousand-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have often wished that I was a wallflower. A quiet little image who hangs in the corner during a gathering like an obedient and observational painting. A Monet, if you will. Instead, I’m like something Picasso painted, looked at it and went, “Fuck, even I think that is too much.”
I will never be the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gossip Girl.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/02/26/gossip-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not what one would call a “girly girl”. I don’t do my hair and didn’t even own a hairbrush until eight months ago. I roll my eyes when I hear talks about feelings and pump my fist when someone suggests a game of beer pong. And, to me at least, skirts are, really, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Wisest Woman.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/02/26/worlds-wisest-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Interweb is full of misleading information. Take porn, for example. 
&#8220;Real girls don&#8217;t do that,&#8221; I have told my Boy Friends. 
&#8220;They will eventually.&#8221; 
&#8220;Sure. If persuasion by saturation actually works.&#8221; 
The real world is no different, really. My Nanna, if she wanted knowledge in her youth, really had to search for it. Today, I couldn&#8217;t be fucked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ex Factor</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/02/24/the-ex-factor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a nursery rhyme that goes,
&#8220;There were three in the bed and the little one said &#8216;Roll over, Roll over&#8217;. So they all rolled over and one fell out.&#8221;
Obviously the writer of said jingle never had an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend. Because anyone who has an ex knows that the fall out has nothing to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Prettiest Toy In The World.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/02/22/the-prettiest-toy-in-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would love to be trapped in a room with the girl who invented monogamy. I am enlightened enough to assume that it wasn’t a man.
“Just the one? For what? Forever? You’re shitting me right? That is a horrible theory. Be gone, idiot. Next! What did you say? Speak up. The earth is flat? OK. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Prettiest Boy In The Light.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/02/19/bright-lights-big-deal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 05:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a friend who won’t have sex with the lights on. Which must really be a bitch when she gets horny during daylight hours.
“I don’t want him to see my body,” she explains.
“But&#8230;but&#8230;he’s&#8230;like&#8230;already&#8230;kind of&#8230;oh&#8230;what? I don’t understand the question.”
When I am on top of a guy, even in the dark, I kind of assume [...]]]></description>
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