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	<description>I know nothing.</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Brady Bunch.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/15/the-brady-bunch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I am ever a housewife, my husband won’t need rent money. He will need bail money. The idea of spending my days cooking and cleaning and cohabiting makes me want to commit capital crimes that even O.J’s lawyer would shy away from. Even when I have had roommates, I have needed a stress ball, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Origin Of Species.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/12/the-origin-of-species/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My hatred of Lindsay Lohan is nothing but ironic. She drinks, she smokes and she has absolutely no concept of self control. Sometimes, while shaking my head and outlandishly mocking her life decisions, I look to my morning glass of bourbon and think, “What would be different if the zeros in my bank account actually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Memories.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/08/memories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a whenever, I took my Boy Friend to see “Cats: The Musical.”
“Do you have any idea what the Hell they are singing about?” He asked during intermission.
“Not a clue.”
“Thank fuck. I thought it was just me.”
“A pussy cat sings about memories soon, I think,” I informed him.
“I’ve heard that before&#8230;”
I don’t remember too [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Theory Of Retribution.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/06/the-theory-of-retribution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.20nothing.com/?p=1137</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I wonder whether we can ever evolve past the bitterness we feel towards The Next Girlfriend[/Boyfriend]? I have. And while I don’t really want to toot my own horn as some sort of Darwinist aberration of nature, I so totally will.
Once Upon A Two Degrees Ago, I felt nothing but resentment for the girl who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Curious Case Of Getting Older.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/05/the-curious-case-of-getting-older/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When personalities were being assigned, I think I had passed out before the “maturity” portion of the ceremony. I firmly believe that ‘The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button’ is a documentary or that F. Scott Fitzgerald anticipated my life.
“She will be born with a concept of right and wrong, she will take on responsibilities, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Talkin&#8217; To Me?</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/04/you-talkin-to-me-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If my dog could talk, I would probably kill myself. The four pound ball of lovable fluff knows almost everything there is to know about me. And as he is a poodle, I have to assume that he would be a gossip if his breed were to morph with human qualities to produce an entirely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Picture Paints A Thousand Words.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/03/02/a-picture-paints-a-thousand-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have often wished that I was a wallflower. A quiet little image who hangs in the corner during a gathering like an obedient and observational painting. A Monet, if you will. Instead, I’m like something Picasso painted, looked at it and went, “Fuck, even I think that is too much.”
I will never be the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gossip Girl.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/02/26/gossip-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not what one would call a “girly girl”. I don’t do my hair and didn’t even own a hairbrush until eight months ago. I roll my eyes when I hear talks about feelings and pump my fist when someone suggests a game of beer pong. And, to me at least, skirts are, really, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Wisest Woman.</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/02/26/worlds-wisest-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Interweb is full of misleading information. Take porn, for example. 
&#8220;Real girls don&#8217;t do that,&#8221; I have told my Boy Friends. 
&#8220;They will eventually.&#8221; 
&#8220;Sure. If persuasion by saturation actually works.&#8221; 
The real world is no different, really. My Nanna, if she wanted knowledge in her youth, really had to search for it. Today, I couldn&#8217;t be fucked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ex Factor</title>
		<link>http://www.20nothing.com/2010/02/24/the-ex-factor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a nursery rhyme that goes,
&#8220;There were three in the bed and the little one said &#8216;Roll over, Roll over&#8217;. So they all rolled over and one fell out.&#8221;
Obviously the writer of said jingle never had an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend. Because anyone who has an ex knows that the fall out has nothing to [...]]]></description>
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